All Wrestlers Die, by Closet Goth

All Wrestlers Die

by Closet Goth

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	1.	All Wrestlers Die 02:15
	2.	Tuscon, Bridge City 02:49
	3.	Skin 03:09
	4.	Marjorie 00:37
	5.	Always Late (Stomachache) 04:02
	6.	Downtown Stadiums 02:33
	7.	Everybody's Got A Price 04:03
	8.	The Old Man's Favorite Saying 01:54
	9.	Read More 02:34
	10.	They Live 07:40

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released May 19, 2023

Col Bauer - Vocals, Guitar, Bass
Aaron Ponzo - Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Wurlitzer, Casio, MIDI
Maxwell Hansmann - Vocals, Guitar
Tre Hibbert - Vocals, Drums, Piano, Drum Machine, Casio
Nick Kivi - Auxiliary Percussion, Digital Percussion
Michelle Caron-Pawlowsky - Vocals
Audrey Keelin - Vocals

Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jalipaz at Audioconfusion

Lyrics on all songs by Col Bauer, except for Always Late (Stomachache), which was written by Michelle Caron-Pawlowsky, and Marjorie, which was written by Audrey Keelin, and Downtown Stadiums, which was written by Aaron Ponzo.

Audrey Keelin and Lila Richardson helped write Read More when they were in the band.

Calvin Wolfe helped write Marjorie when they were in the band.

All other tracks were written by Col Bauer, Aaron Ponzo, Maxwell Hansmann, and Tre Hibbert.

Photograph on album cover by Michelle Caron-Pawlowsky
Text logo by Nat Lacuna
Album cover design by Col Bauer

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